Sept. 15, 2017 Staff Report
A 2004 Mercedes Benz plowed into a Domino’s pizzeria this morning in Rego Park, according to the NYPD.
The driver, a 68-year old woman, drove her vehicle through the front partition glass at a Domino’s Pizza, according to police.
Emergency responders were called to 95-28 Queens Boulevard just before noon today.
The woman was taken to a local hospital, where she was treated for minor injuries, according to the FDNY.
Witnesses at the scene say she swerved in order to avoid the Noid
Who is this staff reporter, and how is old is he/she? My guess is the reporter is either a young rookie who thinks anyone above 35 is “old” or perhaps they’re a seasoned storyteller writing a catchy headline. Being 68 does not make one an imminent threat being behind the wheel.